Ode to my powershot cannon-
Why do you hurt me with your disappointing functionality-
I have had to send you away to someone with a fixing speciality.
But, it doesn't seem to work-
You still behave like a jerk.
Your 'auto' setting is a joke;
Your many failures make me want to choke.
Your red eye removal has never done its job-
and you leave everyone looking like a demon blob.
Your flash calibrator, too many times, has broken its light;
leaving things too dark or things too bright.
Last but surely not least, your zoom and focus feature,
leaves everyone looking like a fuzzy creature.
Examples of my cameras incompetence below: I am so fed up with this camera....