dear clorox bleach;
i love your germ killing power, your sanitized sent, your ability to make things white. you make me feel safe in a bathtub that has been urinated in. you make me feel safe sitting on a toilet that has been pooped on. you make me feel safe in a white towel that has been used to clean up vomit. you are the cherry in my hot fudge sundae.
love,
a devoted mom who uses you because she has three young children who sometimes have trouble putting bodily fluid in its proper place.
p.s. please don't kill me or my young with your toxic fumes.
4 comments:
Janelle--your mind is all over the place! You blog about the funniest things--I love checking your blog. I'm glad you love bleach--my favorite cleaning tool is Kirkland Signature Household Surface Wipes.
HAHA! I love it! You make me laugh, Janelle! I just used the stuff the other day to scrub the heck out of my tile and now it looks brand new again. But the whole time I'm using it I'm thinking... "I hope Anikah and Savannah are far enough away from these fumes." You hit the nail on the head with this post, girl!
I need to use bleach more. It sounds so great and I know it kills all germs- I'm just always nervous about it for some reason.
Well put. Bleach works so well. I wish I just didn't feel like it was going to kill me... I love all of the Wipes you can buy now. I have a collection of them in every bathroom and under every sink.
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